Some dose of Laughter - Super Insults! :D

         
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent, 
Kamal doesn't smell nice in class.
Please try to bathe him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, 
Kamal is not a rose. Don't smell him.
Teach him ...
         
         


Mother to Son : Who is Iskandar Zulkarnain?
Son : Don't know. 
Mother : Sometimes give attention to ur study also. 
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty?
Mother : Don't know. 
Son : Sometimes give attention to Dad also. 
         


A Cute Excuse:
Teacher : Y r u late?
Student: Mom & Dad were fighting
Teacher : So what makes U late if they were fighting?
Student : One shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's ...
         
         


Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book "How to Cook!!!"
         
         


Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working. 
Wife : Had alcohol?
Husband : No No Darling 
Wife: Idiot ... Then Y u opened my suitcase and acting like typing ... !